In what's being described as the worst natural disaster of the century, Diane's Devotions has been swept away by the flames of apathy.  Building inspector Clouseau describes the scene in this way:

"Eet waz oul a beeg meestek.  I waz merely trying to light my cigarette and the treshken cout fiere!  Next thing i knew, Diane's Devotions waz gone!  Finished!  Kaput!  EEt moost ave been zah myoonkee."

There you have it, folks.  A true disaster, yet something better is bound to rise from the ashes.

Diane Pierce, former devotions developer and site provider for Diane's Devotions had this to say about that...

"See!  I told you Clouseau was dangerous!  Why on earth did you let him into my web page!  Why not Rev. Karla's Korner, or better yet some obscure back page, but NNOOOOOOOwww, we have to let him into my page!!!  And who does he blame?  The monkey!  Monkeys are always taking the fall for this guy!  He completely ignored the no smoking sign..."

Diane expects to be released from the institution sometime in mid September.  Be looking for her next attempt by way of the Lay Delegate News.  And for heaven's sakes lets try to keep Clouseau out, please...